Blogs!

Blogs!
You are reading one right now. But what, i ask you, is the practicality of a blog post?

Why are you reading this blog right now? Is it because your soul is filled with boredom? Is it because someone has bribed you to read this blog? Did one of your friends write this blog, and wants you to read it, and you pitty this person, and decide that you must read his or her blog? is it because you are just one of those strange people who happen to actually enjoy reading blogs?

It doesn't really matter why you are reading this blog, the only importance that you, the reader, have to me, the writer, is that you are someone who is willing to listen to my senseless barking. Yes, I have no friends, and you are one of the few people who will listen to me, therefore you are one of my only friends. Actually, i would say that you are my only friend. Therefore, since you are my only friend, you are also my best friend.